What would you do if you were in this situation???????????

Question

While you are pooping, you're butt naked, you ran out of toilet paper, the stove is burning, an important phone call is ringing, the doorbell is ringing, and your baby is crying...What would you do??

Answer 1

In this order...

While running butt naked to grap a cordless phone, fetching something to wipe myself, then running to turn off the stove, and then getting the baby.  Who cares about the person at the door. They are quite minor in a situation such as this!

This is assuming you're home alone.

...Good luck...with that...

Answer 2

answer the phone with c**p between your cheeks (better be important)...look for the baby wipes, and wipe, answer the door...and then take care of baby.

Answer 3

Put out the fire, put some pants on, open the door and tell the person to excuse me for a minute, answer the phone (if it's still ringing) and finally, attend to the baby.

Answer 4

pull up my pants put out the fire help the babay answer the phone and get the doo god i hope tht neva happens to me lool

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Answer 5

FINISH GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

Answer 6

always have back up toilet paper in the bathroom

don't cook on a stove ever

take my cell phone with me everywhere

don't have a baby

Answer 7

random question!  

Answer 8

I dont see how I would be, seeing as I wouldnt leave the stove on!

But

Id finish pooping. Run to turn off the stove. Let the answering machine take the call. (I can call them back.) Whoever at the door can wait, if they're family they'd have a key. Grab toliet paper, wipe. Change my underwere and see the baby. Unless I can hear something seriously wrong over the monitor the baby can wait 2 minutes.