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What would you do if you were offshore fishing, when?

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suddenly seven diurnal triggerfishes came up, put their fins on the

triggers and cried: "Surrender, human!"?

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  1. take pictures


  2. yell "oh god, not again!'

  3. Turn them into fish chowder with a 12 guage marine magnum I'd like to get to take out on the boat.

  4. Deny that I'm on LSD to anyone who asked.

  5. I have to admit that I was astounded by your question since the very same thing happened to me back in '72 when I was fishing in my 10' jon boat 300 miles off the coast of Chile in 70,000 feet of water!  Amazed that I was, three of the little devils appeared over the stern and demanded that I simply give it up and submit to their whims.  Cleverly, I asked them (in their native tongue, of course, since anyone who has spent any time fishing in or about Chilean waters is familiar with how they speak) if I could have one last wish and, grudgingly, they agreed.

    I simply opened a stale box of Trix cereal that I had laying about ( I get hungry at sea, you see) and they promptly fled the scene.  Why, you ask??????????????????? Well, everyone knows that Trix are for Kids!!

    LOL

  6. Hmmm, I would fake surrender to get their guard down and then catch them, they are really good eating.

  7. Dude get real, how do you know that they speak english?

  8. surrender  

  9. I would go to the person you bought the lysergicdithalimide(lsd) and buy all he had cuase that sum good ****

  10. I would still pay more attention to midnight rogue waves.

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