What would you do if you were?

Question

home, when someone knocked on the door, you opened and several burly tall men brought in a new couch, positioned it in front of the TV, make you signed for it and left, and your dog jumped on it, grabbed a beer and a remote, switched to a loud action film and barked: "You didn't allow me on the couch, this one is mine, and I will lay on it whenever I want, ha!"?

Answer 1

Take him to hollywood so he could make me disgustingly wealthy.

Answer 2

woop woop! lol, thatz really funny, i wish my dog could talk lol,

that would be freakin awesome.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?!

A MOOOONNNKKKEEEEYYY!

I WANT AN EVIL MONKEY LIKE WAT LIVES IN CHRIS'S CLOSET ON FAMILY GUY......EEEVVVIIILLLLL!!!!!

lol.sorry.

just.drink.lots.of.energy.drinks.very. HYPER!!!

Answer 3

I would be angry and say "Well, then you can sleep on it tonight too.." - let's see what happens...

Answer 4

Not a joke...not a riddle... so it must be a dream hence the answer must be WAKE UP.

Answer 5

uhm that sounds pretty dumb.. but i would just pick up the dog and tie it outside

Answer 6

i would say you paid for it with my credit card so its mine and the same rules apply so get the h**l off mutt