What would you do if you were woken at 6am by Steve Clark blowing his whistle outside your bedroom window...?

Question

... and then screaming 'Movement' at you?

Answer 1

Invite him in for breakfast and then make him an offer he can't refuse!

Answer 2

I would wonder what he was doing up in the Blue Mountains on our farm. Also, I would stuff the whistle down his neck!

Answer 3

HEADS WILL ROLL!

Answer 4

he wouldn't get close to my house let alone bedroom window my dog would probly eat him.he hates whistles blowers.

Answer 5

Stab him in the heart with a stake, Buffy-style... why... what else do you do with a whistle blowing vampyre ref that is flying outside your bedroom window??? Five floors up is pretty high... oh... wait... i hope he wasn't a super hero... that would be murder then... um... if Steve Clark turns up dead... i was never here.

Answer 6

shove his whistle down his throat then go back to sleep :)

Answer 7

id send him to a school  so he can learn actually ref and not accept bribes from the broncos.

Answer 8

Steve Clark would be a very brave man. He would also be a very dead man if he dared to try to wake my butt up at 6 in the am.

Answer 9

I would stand there and congratulate him on his efforts to improve his whistle technique but remind him he needs to go to grass roots referees and help them

Answer 10

I'd lay on the ground & moan till I got a penalty.

Answer 11

I would freak out!!...

Answer 12

i would be biased towards him as he is in games........SNAP

Answer 13

i would release THE HOUNDS

Answer 14

I'd say, "c**p, I overslept, it's 6:00 already!!"

Answer 15

who the heck is Steve Clark? I'd have him arrested.