What would you do if you woke up with a 50 lbs spider on your chest!?

Question

I would probably have post depression for the rest of my life.

Answer 1

i would pee on it.

then eat it for dinner

and use my pee as the sesoning.

Answer 2

probably leave its equivalent in the toilet.

Answer 3

i'm pretty sure i would die of a massive heart attack  

Answer 4

lol I would cry, and be in a very bad way for the rest of the day, I have a real fear of spiders.  Just thinking about it gives me the chills.

Answer 5

Die of a heart attack.. right on the spot.  I'd probably freak and end up squishing it with my covers...but definately die.

Strange, i ACTUALLY thought about that this morning.. very strange that you'd ask :P hehe

Answer 6

i probably would have died right there lol i hate spiders im sooo scared of them

Answer 7

first i would capture the spider in a jar go to the doctor and get myself checked out bring the spider with you

Answer 8

i would probably die of a panic attack

Answer 9

i highly doubt it was 50 lbs.

Answer 10

I would help her eat her pee seasoning spider.  

Answer 11

shoot myself.

Answer 12

I would stare for a while to make sure if it was a dream. Scream and get it off and have an even worse phobia of spiders for the rest of my life. I think I would cry too. -_-

Answer 13

I'd be very traumatized and probably go catatonic.Or I'd scream and hopelessly try to shove it off me.

Answer 14

i would scream at the top of my lungs

get out of ed and jump up and down trying to get it off mee lol

i would freak outtt!!!!

Answer 15

I would wet myself. Then I would freak out completely, and get the heck out of the house, suffering numerous injuries as I knock everything over and try to use walls as doors, because I would have forgotten how to use the doors and wouldn't be able to find them anyway in my panic. I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but yeah, that's what I would do.

Answer 16

Ummm... my dog is 22 lbs and HE cannot sleep on my chest, I would shoo him off the bed long before I was concious enough to look at him.

A spider that big would definitely be kicked out of my bed unnoticed.

Answer 17

I'd try to get it off of me...then put a basket over it or something...then call animal control.

Answer 18

oh gosh! i cant even imagine!!! i would have to say go into shock at first but then after thinking about my poor babies in the other room i would have to then go and fight it and wrestle it till i captured it or till it died.

Answer 19

I'd wonder where it gained all that weight!

Answer 20

I would slowly and calmly pull my 9mm that is loaded with hollow points from under my bed, and take it out with a head shot.Then I would offer exclusive photos to the highest media bidder. It would have to be worth more than a couple of more celebrity babies!!!

Answer 21

omg i would JUMP and go crazyy nd run and scream and jump out the window lmaoo i hate spidersss!!!!

Answer 22

i dont think spiders are 50 lbs

and wat would i do........

throw it out the window

Answer 23

OMG! i would absolutely freak out and probably end up in a psych ward in a straight jacket

Answer 24

I would flip. I seriously think I would have to go to therepy (not kidding). I don't like little spiders to begin with... they are my biggest fear.

Answer 25

Be like "WHAT THE F***!!!" and get it off me. probably kill it.... or most likely run away haha

Answer 26

I would cry and scream for mercy and freak out and run around and leave my house ... ughhhhhh

Thats a weird question though ...

I farted...n my friend did too

Answer 27

call its mum

Answer 28

I would be like "Oh sh**!"

And grab the nearest object and smack the c**p out of it.