What would you do if you woke up with claws and a thick tail ?

Question

What would you do if you woke up with claws and a thick tail ?

Answer 1

cut the tail with my claws

Answer 2

Use them on my man in a very good way!

Answer 3

I'd see if Icould finally sniff my own love spuds...

Answer 4

I'd think, "Well! At least I'm not wearing a clown suit!" ;)

And then I'd check to make sure I still had wings and fly off to do a bit of shopping.

Answer 5

Tell people I must have got it from the toilet seat.

Answer 6

I'd go outside and forage for some food

Answer 7

I do that every morning, she was a little hairy as well  

Answer 8

I would wonder what the h**l I did last night

Answer 9

I would go back to sleep and hope I was dreaming or halucinating.

Answer 10

We would still make love with each other...

You can't get out of it THAT easily, My Love...

cha...

Answer 11

chase cars,pee on a hydrant,hump your leg,circle around a few times before using the toilet,and top it off with my favorite:l**k my a**s,and testicles.

Answer 12

go around and scare everyone :) he he he  

Answer 13

I'd keep em'.

Answer 14

I'd be like wtf? And then start crying cause I wouldn't want to have a thick ugly tail! lol

Answer 15

I would immediately log onto Yahoo's Polls and Surveys and send all the trolls and ugly haters a pic of my claws.......♥

Answer 16

You shouldn't really ask questions like that! You know what's going to happen, don't you....?

Answer 17

grab a spoon and kick Roberto

Answer 18

I would know Dodo had rubbed off on me through the night..have you got them too..Kiki..strange happenings Kiki..

Answer 19

Figure that all the drinking and pot my mom did while pregnant with me, finally caught up.

Answer 20

Have a few drinks, and look for a female of my new species.

Answer 21

i would... say omg yes