What would you do if your best friend shot you in the foot?

Question

What would you do if your best friend shot you in the foot?

Answer 1

politely shot em back

Answer 2

Hop around on the other one.

Answer 3

Let him play golf with d**k Cheney.

Answer 4

If he did it on purpose I'd shoot him in the head.Paybacks are a *****.

Answer 5

I saw it happen in 9th grade in placerville california. My Buddy Chris got shot by himself when my friend marty knocked a gun off of the top shelf of a closet. I wasn't there but I saw the hole in his leg. and the bullet when they took it out. I would ask for a ride to the hospital, and then ask my friend if i could shoot him. Its only fair right?

Answer 6

I guess it all depends if it was an accident.

Answer 7

I would say, sorry you insisted on double or nothing on the final hole, you still have to pay up.

Answer 8

I will ask him to bring me to a near hospital

Answer 9

Add a stroke to his score.

Answer 10

depends...was it on purpose?

and what does this have to do with golf?

Answer 11

I'd beat him into the ground with my driver!

Answer 12

In the words of an old saying " have him hand you the gun so you can reload and he can shoot the other one". You learned something about his or hers character. Choose your friends with caution, choose best friends with experience.

Answer 13

Crack him with my 7 iron !

Answer 14

Take the dang gun away from him........and get to the hospital....A.S.A.P.

Then deal with him later.

Answer 15

Poppa cap in his @SS

Answer 16

make him carry you, until you heal

Answer 17

Scream, cry, tell her to take me to the emergency room, then laugh my *** off.  Oh that'd make a great story.

Answer 18

I would ask him why the h**l he brought a gun to the golf course!