What would you do if your next door neighbour (A man) kept barking like a dog?

Question

"woof - woof"

Answer 1

Video him and tell him," I am going to upload it on the youtube,you son of a bic".

Answer 2

Get a b***h and send it over with a note saying  "HOPE THIS ONE WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY"

Answer 3

Then I'll meow like a cat!

Answer 4

Oh no! Oh no! too noisy, difficult to stop him isn't it.

Answer 5

give him a piece of meat.. "Dah! pegi main jauh-jauh!"

Answer 6

..with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man comes rolling home...

Answer 7

I will give my neighbour a poison medicine.

Answer 8

I'll sing the chorus : "Who lets the dogs out!"

the he'll "woof! wof!"

Answer 9

Call the police and tell them that your neighbour thinks he is a dog and keeps using your lawn as his personal bathroom. Then plant evidence.

Answer 10

give him bone to shut him up :P  

Answer 11

grrrrr...woof ...woof...grrrr.........aewooooooooooooo... !!!

Answer 12

throw a stone at him

Answer 13

^

too bad he's not a dog...

else can feed him some dog food mixed with rat poison like you ever did...

hahaha

Answer 14

Be worried that I had a real nut living next door and make sure my doors are locked at night.

Answer 15

go over to his place, slaughter him, and have hot 'dogs' for dinner. nyehehehe.

Answer 16

Ill Yell at him.

SHUT THE **** UP YOU SON OF A *****!  

Answer 17

Poor guy, the wifey a "female dog" too ?

Answer 18

i'll shout "stop doing doggy style!!"

Answer 19

See what happens by meowing like a cat....

Answer 20

Being a cat... hiss, spit and growl and claw him in the face

Answer 21

Growl like a tiger at him.............

Answer 22

throw him a dog biscuit

Answer 23

id put a potatoe in his tail pipe of his car

Answer 24

buy a real dog n say to himm.... HEY i got u a buddy!!

Answer 25

haha..

PEACE =D

Answer 26

hit him

Answer 27

throw him a bone ? or get a female dog for him if you think it the mating season