What would you do or say if you seen an oompa loompa running towards you trying to give you a hug?

Question

What would you do or say if you seen an oompa loompa running towards you trying to give you a hug?

Answer 1

I would kick him in front of a car and then watch as his brothers carry him off singing one of there depressing boring oompa loompa songs .

Answer 2

What we need to do is arm and mobilize the oompa loompa freedom fighters forces so they can overcome the racism they face and start a new land of their own. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Answer 3

I WOULD SAY TO GET THE FREAK AWAY FROM ME AND RUN

Answer 4

ha ha i would laugh there so tiny ( is this a joke? )

Answer 5

i would scream and run from it

Answer 6

i would kick  it in the balls

Answer 7

run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

I would say

wtf, I needa stop popping thizzles...

or

wow I shud go back sleep...or wtf is that a oompa loompa??

Answer 9

i would put a gun up to its head and ask where the choclate factory is then it would take me there id sell it and buy a buggati veyron XD

Answer 10

i would say "awwwww"

and hug it back

everyone needs some lovin in their life.

Answer 11

Hug Him!

Pick him up!

sing " oompa loompa, oompedy doo, i've got another riddle for you!"

then ask how willy wonkas chocolate factory is

WOW now i really want to meet a oompa loompa

:)

Great question!

xx

Answer 12

I scream Hornswagle look out!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 13

i would be shocked and if it touched me I would vomit all over it then run.

Answer 14

i'd run to it and be like COME TO MOMMA

Answer 15

I would ask it for candy :)

Answer 16

I would hug it,and then it would be my pet xD