What would you do to Osama Bin Laden if you get a hold of him?

Question

What would you do to Osama Bin Laden if you get a hold of him?

Answer 1

dead or alive i become rich!!  then i would prefer him to be dead  the family and friends need a long drawn out trial, he would have more rights than the people he sent to their deaths.

Answer 2

ask him if he still works for the CIA

Answer 3

I would keep him and invite women's magazines around to interview him and write inane articles about him like Osmada's Best Ever Diet Plan (and pay me a fee for it or course).

Answer 4

You definitely are!

Answer 5

i would say whats up man then i would take him to my house to drink coffee and say that it was bush who knocked down the towers. i would also let him stay in my house.

Answer 6

Interview him and sell the info to an author.

Answer 7

I would run, people are calling this guy their messiah and that is kind of scary.   I also might just smack him to becaues every polatition needs a good smack!

Answer 8

I would shave his beard and cut his hair.....then dress him in a nice American style suit..... surgically remove his tongue and force him to carry an American flag and a plaque card saying in Arabic and English  "Terrorists s***w male sheep "...... then have him walk across Baghdad

Answer 9

Put him in a Zoo    Alternatively display and exhibit him for a price and unbelievable amount of money which could be used for alleviating the sufferings of those who were affected by him/

Answer 10

tell him to wait so I call the FBI to collect my millions.

Answer 11

i'd shake his hand and get him to sign an autograph.  then kick his ***

Answer 12

uhm i would buy him a new turban.

Answer 13

Firstly end Bush's life and then his own - the world would sleep safely that night!

Answer 14

I'd bugger him.

Answer 15

turn him in... he's worthe millions alive

Answer 16

Shake his hand! He's running for our next president!!