What would you do to get into the news?

Question

What would you do to get into the news?

Answer 1

Shag a Footballer.

Answer 2

Dress up as a 20th century dictator whilst spanking...(Sorry,i cannot discuss this any further,lawyers for Mr Mosley have informed me i will face prosecution)

Answer 3

Tell Gordon Brown he's useless.

Answer 4

Poke Gordon Browns false eye out.

Ask George Bush to play cigar games with me

or, if all that fails

Get a boob job

Answer 5

i meean a lot........lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyk walk arund butt naked.... cuus out sumone important......break your body part .......throw S**t at cars ; with that u ll be on the news quick hehe

Answer 6

I've been on the news several times as part of some good things that we've done.  That's the only way I want to be in the news for...unless it's because one of my kids became a superstar or something too I guess! ;~)

Answer 7

Nothing I would prefer not to be in the news.

Answer 8

expose myself near the tv station

Answer 9

streak across america.

Answer 10

This question reminds me of my college days. My college was in a tiny town where the student body tripled the number of residents. Anyway the local paper had a Police Beat section and it would list all of the things police got called out for. Me and my friends would get so bored we would just do stupid, stupid stuff just to see who could get in Police Beat the most.  

Answer 11

I have been in the news.  I own a shipping store and they did an information piece at Christmas time about shipping and packing your gifts.

Answer 12

Become a terrorist.

Murder someone.

Start a war.

But no thankyou i wouldn't like to be in the News.

Answer 13

Run in the nip for days only stoppin to sleep and eat .. thats bound to get ya in the news! .. o wait how would u pay for the ur food lol ok bring a wallet which u can strap to ur thigh  

Answer 14

I have been in the news in fact and it is not good at times to be in it. I tell you I would prefer never to have been in the news. My advice is stay out of the news the media or vultures.