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What would you do with her?

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Three women arrived simultaneously at the gates of Heaven and were greeted by St. Peter. "There will be a place for each of you once you have confessed your sins," he assured them, turning gravely to the 1st woman.

"I married one man, but I loved another," she admitted, blushing, "so I divorced my husband, and married the man I loved."

"Show her to the silver gates," St. Peter instructed a minion, and turned to the 2nd woman.

"I loved one man, married him, and lived happily ever after," went her story.

St. Peter directed her to be shown through the golden gates, and turned toward the 3rd woman.

"I was a dancer in a cabaret," she confessed with a becoming blush, "and I pleased every man who came to see me, pleased them WELL for the right price."

"Show her to my room," said St. Peter...

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  1. i c wut u did thar


  2. see i knew saints

    weren't  all saints

    hhhmmmmmmmm

    lmaosh hahahaha

    x x x

  3. Not bad, but not good either!

  4. lol a man would say that

  5. gg

    but is living happily ever after a sin?!

  6. i dont need a room. id take her on the spot

  7. man are man that's good us men are the same no matter where we are  

  8. lol! typical man :)

  9. YOU people even spare the ST,PETER

    OK

  10. hahaha...............very funny joke

    a  star for you!

  11. lmao, even St Peter need some pleasing! lol

  12. LOL!! if that woman was smart she would ask for the price of heaven!

  13. good one

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