What would you have done in my situation?

Question

I was at Texas MotorSpeedway during the Nationwide Race in the spring and I had a Hotpass to be in the garage and I was down there during the Cup Practice, During practice one and two I went to go to the bathroom in the garage and when i was at the urinal a few of the drivers came and i pulled up to the urnials next to me, drivers like Kasey Kahne, Kevin Harvick, Jeff Burton, Etc, My question was would you reaction have been

Answer 1

Hey look, regular people that make more money than me.

Answer 2

I'd take pointers on their stance and disposition time.

Answer 3

"Oh, so that's what your junk looks like." Shake, tuck, zip. Shake hands.

Answer 4

I think their reactions to me standing at a urinal would be more interesting than anything, and since I wouldn't actually be "going" I have to say, I think I'd take pics and put them on ebay, then come on here and tell you guys who measures up, and who doesn't..

*For the record, I've never stood at a urinal*

Answer 5

I would tell Dale Jr. to make sure he got it all out so he didn't pee in his pants again

Answer 6

I would have peed on Kevin Harvick and told him to get out of my bathroom.

Answer 7

Well, if I had a p***s I probably would have secretely been pretending to be in a race with their penises and then my p***s would win. Then he would do a little victory dance.

Answer 8

Why do you have to react?  Everybody has to pee sooner or later!  Unless you were embarassed by them.

Outside, get autographs and/or pics on their way out.

#1JRfan

Answer 9

probably felt a little homophobic for getting excited around other men in the urinal

Answer 10

They really don't go in the cars!!!

No seriously, I would have faced forward and say 'Whats up?"

Answer 11

to do nothing but p**s.  and d**n sure dont try to talk to them.  Just treat them as normal people and you may be surprised at how normal they treat you.  I saw Mariah Carey and Eddie Griffin one time in an elevator.  Instead of guaking at them I just acted normal and Eddie Griffin actually cracked a couple jokes on the way down.  I got off the elevator and that was it.  Well, actually then we went snorkeling and Mariah Carey but I still just left her alone and she did her thing.

Answer 12

finish, shake, tuck, then zip (or button). ;-)

i would probably have gone outside, then as they came out, asked each one of them to take a picture of me.  i used to have a collection of pictures of me taken by celebrities - they always said yes and usually thought up some cool way to set the picture up... then they'd ask if i wanted to get a picture of them, and i'd say "no thanks," and walk away...  ;-)

Answer 13

Fluffy - your anwser is funny!!!!!!!

As for what I have done or do, is finish my business, find the drivers that I dont like and push them while they are still peeing.

Answer 14

I would say "Hey guys nice racing.  I'd shake your hand but......"