What would you if you ruled the world?

Question

It can be funny or serious, or well both. I just ant to know what people are thinking. Please nothing racial or inappropriate.

Answer 1

I'd arrest "W", and d**k, and rest of the Criminals in his Cabinet, and take them to Guatomino Cuba, and water board the h**l out of them and make them talk about everything they have pulled since the Stolen election of 2000. Then I would let everybody who survived Katrina, punch them all, just once in the face.( It would be a very long line). Then I would smoke a Legal Joint,  and eat a Steak and Baked Tater.

Answer 2

Cap and trade market...

Answer 3

if i ruled the world i would collect all the money from everyone rich/poor, every country bank etc then distribute across the world to everyone an equal amount. Everybody would have the same amount. There would be no taxes and a house for everyone to live in, from there people can do what they like to earn more and build on their homes, but all coming from an even playing field.

No homeless, no rich/poor gap.

And everything would be solar powered and all homes would have rain water tanks.

Answer 4

Feed and educate the people. Is where I would begin.

Answer 5

I would shut everyone up and make new laws that are favorable for everyone.

And also show that I'm not taking bull **** from everyone.  

Answer 6

If I ruled the world...

Imagine that

I'd free all my sons, I love em love em baby

Black diamonds and pearls

Could it be, if you could

be mine, we'd both shine

If I ruled the world

Still livin for today, in

these last days and times

IN all seriousness I would make it illegal to publish names and accounts of all crimes until after the court case is finished, make voting transparent but anonymous and make artificial inflation a thing of the past.

Answer 7

Have 1000 concubines from all over the world and a giant pyramid to house my body at my death, bigger than anything in Egypt.  

Answer 8

Insist that humans provide everyone with a humble dignified place to get off the street, out of the rain. Everyone.

Answer 9

The world has been miserable ungovernable since the first organism capable of eating other organisms appeared 4 billion years ago. I Really don't want the job, I do all the thinking for entirely too many people now.  That much said, My first edicts.

1) Everybody put your guns down, except for police forces that don't go outside their jurisdiction and licenced hunters who become  guilty automatically of criminal negligence if any gun they ever owned ever gets used to commit a crime.

2)  Everybody learn to share, there's no reason for people to starve unless there's too many of them if there are:

2a) Everybody out of the gene pool.  Contraceptives with a blocking agent available, will go into the food and water supply; to get the blocking agent you and your other person you are having this child with must submit a hand written letter to the proper, stating why you want to have a kid, and why you think you should be allowed to have one.  "We have 3 already" is not a reason, it is the reason you're getting the contraceptives. Approval of the letter lets you take a test of general knowlege. The test will be somewhere in difficulty between a written driver's test for the State of North Carolina, and a GED, but most the real idiots will flunk it, which will prevent them from having future little idiots; which is what we want.  Lastly some kind of backgroubd check to make sure they can affoerd to feed this kid, and to make sure these folks are mentally stable enough to not hurt it.

3) I know people will be wanting to get off this planet to get away from me, so I would open the moon for colonization to any individual corporation or group that can put up an airdome, as long as they dion't expect my world government to pay for it.

4) Murderers will not be given peacefull lethal injection, they will be thrown to the mob, the really sick ones I go really sick on personally, all executions in either manner to be shown on a mandatory cable feed to all prison cells, As an example to the rest,

My motto will be:

It's my planet, if you don't like it, get off of it, or become part of it.  BLAM!

Answer 10

I would build a moat around a few thousand acres and tell everyone else to get out..