What would you like to do before the Large Hadron Collider destroys us all?

Question

Tongue firmly in cheek, of course...

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/LHC-en.html

Answer 1

In my capacity as Patriarch of GWS, I intend to serve God to the bitter, but ultimately glorious, end.  Thus I shall not rest until every blonde, nubile heretic is rounded up for summary discipline.   I live in hopes of seeing those malefactors brought naked and bound to my court, where with God's help I shall chastise their naughty flesh in reclamation of their errant souls.  Until those harlots kiss the rod of correction on bended knee, I pray God shall defer his fiery Judgment on this vile world. --Reverend Carlos de Sade

Answer 2

Dance in a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

Answer 3

Those jokers that truly believe that nonsense about the world being destroyed, should read up on cosmic rays. They wish the Large Hadron Collider could generate the force they slam in with. If those Jokers were right, the world would been destroyed before ever it formed.

Answer 4

Bombarding Atoms with particles, isn't that how you cause nuclear reactions?

Answer 5

I'd just like to go see this marvel of engineering and science, personally.  If we're all going to get destroyed by it, why not be at ground zero and see it close-up?  :)

Answer 6

I am protected by the Harridan's Large Cauldron - I cannot be detroyed, mwah ha ha ha ha!

Answer 7

This is actually a step towards time travel, which we will be online with starting in 2012. That's why the Mayan Calander ends in 2012--Time Travel will be realized and linear time will end.

Answer 8

Play parcheesi with grape nurses in saturday on a box.

Answer 9

Well, I'm not losing any sleep over this Hadron Collider thing.  

If it blows us out of the physical universe, at least it will be a quick, and probably painless, exit.  

However I seriously doubt it poses any real hazard.  These guys will shoot a few of their "particles" at eachother and make some iffy guesses about the results.  If their observations and guesses match up with the views of "orthodox" science, they will be nominated for some sort of prize and get their pictures on the fronts of a lot of scientific magazines.  If they DON'T match up, then there will be a few more ex-scientists in the unemployment line.

No, I really don't think this "Hadron Collider" is a legitimate threat, but if you really want to get creeped out, check out something called "HAARP" (No, I don't know what the acronym stands for.)  It is located in the extreme northwest area of Alaska on or near the Aleutian island chain.

I have heard all sorts of stories, from its being a global mind-control device (which I really doubt) to its being a weather-control experiment - which may be responsible for killer earthquakes in China, going back to the 1970s!  In any case, I clearly get the idea that it - and the people running it - are definitely up to no good, whatever it's real purpose might be!