What would you like to have in a Condo?

Question

Well, I'm adding a Hotel that's On the Chesapeake Bay and What would be some good ideas to add? I have a 45 ft pool that goes to 12', pets are allowed, but when walking they have to have a leash, I'm only going to charge $275 a room for night to $1400 a room a night, very specious rooms, with matince (3 pl. people), maid (10 pl.), butler (5 pl.) for carrying your bags, and 800 rooms, with great food, I'm not going to Fancy so I'm not having gourmet food, satelit, wi-fi Internet, A/C and heat, hot tub, exercising room, indoor skylight pool, balcony, lobby, mailroom, one mail lady, phone chrage 50 cents each call, 900 car port spaces, elevators, life gaurds (5 people), television, and what else? thanks so much and my buget is $60,000,000 and I know thats alot! but I have it, and DON'T tell me that your lieing and don't have it! Well I DO! THANKYOU!

Answer 1

A fire place a hot tub and a good veiw.

Answer 2

psssst...It is beneath a butler's dignity to carry luggage around.  That's a job for busboys.

And...if I were paying $1400 a night, I would start laughing when you charged me 50 cents per phone call.

Answer 3

And this is located where?  Park Place?  You know...those little plastic buildings can only hold so much!

I think you need to go directly to jail...do not pass go...do not collect $200.

Answer 4

That's a very intricate and imaginative daydream for an 8th grader to have created without the aid of an architect - and you do have a fascinating fantasy life - (as when you have described yourself as a "Doctor", a "Science Major", a "History Major", and a person who's a "math whiz" for the past 10 years in some of your answers).  It might be fun to get a big scrap book and start cutting out pictures of things you'd like to have in your hotel/condo....or rooms you'd like to have in your house when you get married.  There's lots of neat ideas in magazines, etc.  We all daydream....

Answer 5

Massage service, valet parking, concierge service, restaurants (at least three), free wine in room, afternoon tea in lobby, free grooming articles in rooms, limo service to local events, free tickets to local events, massage, massage, massage............