What would you like your epitaph to be?

Question

"Here lies Sunshine all wrapped in gauze.

She finally died of the menopause." Hehehe.

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Answer 1

No epitaph. Just name, birth and death date.

Answer 2

No great loss.

Answer 3

I shall not pass this way again

The game of life I could not win

Answer 4

Get off of my land!

Answer 5

I lived my life

I sang my song

I loved my lady

But now I'm gone

Answer 6

I didn't get to finish my story.

Answer 7

There he goes -- one of God's own prototypes -- a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

Answer 8

Squadron Leader James Emu Tamer

1959 - 2014

Killed in the line of duty

Answer 9

This is not original but I would like:  Big John  HE DONE HIS DAMNDEST

Answer 10

No epitaph. no eulogy. no funeral. cremation and sprinkle me .  

Answer 11

I'll Be Seeing You. No, I want to be cremated but I don't know where I want to have my ashes scattered. Not in or over water. Poppy

Answer 12

No nothing.  A piece of bacon up the backside...., and let the dogs carry it away.  Safe a fortune!

Peace.

Answer 13

"Here lies Silva, she was very outspoken

If Heaven don't want her send her  back to Hoboken"

Answer 14

Been there, done that.

Answer 15

I told you I was sick

Answer 16

Here lies Catspit, lived most his life in Florida

Shove a hambone up his a$$ and may the dogs

drag his butt to Georgia.

Answer 17

he did his way!!!

Answer 18

cremation  and sprinkle, no funeral and no service

Answer 19

"i'll get in touch"

Answer 20

cremation sounds good to me.  i want nothing special to be remembered by, just my families memories.  the real me is not in that box in the ground and my family will know this