What would you make up as a fake story if you had to talk for 2 min.?

Question

I have to make up a fake story that I can talk about for 2 minutes and I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT!

I need ideas

Answer 1

     Be creative, think of something people would believe, but make it real enough that people don't get suspicious. :)

Answer 2

The defeat of the evil Sock Monster.  We had to convince a five year old to bring her laundry to the basement when she thought there was a monster down there, and explain the new washer and dryer.

The night grew hot and the basement air was fresh as laundry sheets.  " Now is my chance," though the beast.  Waiting till the moment was perfect, the great Monster of Sock sprang from the vent of Dryerland, grabber the Trap de' Lint and dug his fearsome claws into the net.

            The dryer sounded, the cycle was done.  The monster held his place.  He knew that once he escaped from Dryerland he could take the throne from the Agitator King in the neighboring land of Washinmatchine.

            The great land of Washinmatchine, never pilliaged by any of sock monster kind.  A pure realm where the beast could plunder the vast valleys of socks.

            The door opened, and the monster was freed in Basementland.  Forsaking the bounty of foot covering currency that flowed to the carriages being brought to the human families, the monster climbed the water pipe.  He borough an opening and began his battle for the land of Washinmatchine.

            It seemed simple enough.  Although the Agitator King was powerful, he had never faced such a foe as the Sock Monster.  Yet unknown to the beast, the King had many allies.  Chief among these, was the human known as Dad.

            Dad and the King had different kingdoms that shared great trade routes.  In return for water, repairs, electricity and the mighty potion of ALL, the King would cleanse the dirt and grime from the covering of Dad and the people of his kingdom.  Among these coverings were socks.  'Great, precious, wondrous socks' thought the beast.

            So wrapped up in his daydreams of socks that he forgot to fix the water pipe he had used, leaving a tell tale sign of his entry.

            As the morning arrived, the Queen of humans traveled down the mysterious stair path to Washinmatchine, there she spoke with the Agitator King.

            "I bring you whites good King," she said.

            "I will need the potion of ALL to clean these," the king replied.

            "Then you shall have the potion, I also have the elixir of bleach to aid you in your work."  The queen measured the fluids and passed them to the Agitator King.

            "Very good" the King said, "I shall have these ready when the second cup of coffee is done."  The Queen made her way up the mysterious stairs and began her coffee.  Halfway through the second cup, she heard a horrible sound.

            Bubbles.  Not just any bubbles, large fierce bubbles throughout her castle.  Sink, Toilet, and Shower cried in pain.  "Oh no, what is happening?" gasped the Queen.  She rushed to find Dad who was with Toilet.  Toilet had been hurt the most, he whimpered and cried as again, air forced it's way through the pipes.

            "Help me please," begged Toilet, "a pipe must be broken and letting air in, please save us."  Sink and Shower nodded in agreement.

            "Very well," spoke Dad.  He went to the great Armory of Toolshed, and drew out the Mighty Wrench of Fixit.  As Dad descended the stairs to Basementland, the Agitator King signaled that the work was done.

            Dad approached the King and asked if everything had gone alright.

            "It seems not good Dad, I had trouble getting the water I needed, but I have done the job as best I could."  Dad searched all of Washinmatchine and found the pipe the evil Sock Monster had used.  As Dad reached to fix the pipe, he saw the claw marks the beast had left behind, and bits of lint, dragged by the monsters tail.  Water dropped out of the pipe and air went in, this is what caused the bubbles which had hurt poor Toilet so.

            The monster, knowing he was about to lose everything, sprang forth and challenged the wrench wielding Dad.

            "For want of socks you will not stop me!  This land shall be mine, and all the socks in it!"  Cried the Sock Monster as he dove at Dad.  Thinking quickly, Dad used the Mighty Wrench of Fixit and deflected the evil beast towards Dryerland.  Jumping over the monster, Dad opened the gates to Dryerland the Empress reached out and grabber her unruly subject.  Yet the battle was not over, Sock Monster was determined to take over the land of Washinmatchine, whatever it took.

            The beast grabbed a hold of the Trap de' Lint and held fast as the Empress pulled.  Dad leapt forth and battled the Monster of Sock.  For three days and two nights they fought.  The Mighty Wrench of Fixit, twisting a prying loose the claws of the evil sock stealing beast.  The Empress pulling and holding her grip on the weakening Sock Monster.  Then, on the third day, Sock Monster could take no more.

            "I give, please stop," he turned and fled to his old cave in the depths of Dryerland.  Dad and the Empress followed fast behind him.

"Here, take them all!"  Sock Monster pleaded as he began to throw his life's plunder of socks.

            Yet Dad and the Empress would not be swayed, they caught the beast.  Using the Mighty Wrench of Fixit, they imprisoned him in the very water pipe he broke.

            "Take him," said the Empress, "I have been forgiving enough for this monster who will never relinquish his want for socks."

            "Very well," Dad said.  He took the broken pipe, with the Sock Monster sealed inside to the Depot of Home, where a new pipe was made.  Dad brought the new pipe to the Agitator King and using the Mighty Wrench of Fixit, attached the new pipe.  The King was very thankful.

            "I will wash twice as much now and make your whites whiter and bright's brighter!"  proclaimed the King.  There were celebration in all three kingdoms, as the lost socks were returned clean and unharmed.  The great Sock Monster, has been defeated.

It is said, that those who wish to find the Sock Monster again, need only be careless in cleaning and clothing.  The Agitator King will wash.  The Dryerland Empress with dry.  They will both defend their kingdoms well, but they must have the proper pipes and hoses to maintain their lands, and no Monster of Sock will ever return to haunt the realm of Basementland.

Answer 3

well, as lindsay lohan, you have plenty to talk about...just read up on what she's doing, pretend you are her and talk away!