What would you say/do if I answered the door wearing...?

Question

What would you or say do if I answered the door wearing somthing like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWLMgRePTbA&feature=related I actually did this more then once.

Answer 1

I would probably say "that's funny, I have on the same thing under my work clothes and then ask if you would like to see...

Answer 2

I'd compliment you!

And what did your previous guests say/do?

Answer 3

well, after I picked my tongue up off the ground, and pushed my eyes back in my head. You would invite me in, and well you know what would happen then!!!!!!!

Answer 4

excuse me sir but do you have any Grey poupon

Answer 5

If you wore a belt with that outfit, I would kiss your cheek.

Answer 6

long time ago I was a door-to-door salesman... while most salesman's "stories" are just that... there is nothing that would suprise me about how someone would answer the door...

Answer 7

that would almost make me pass out  

i would not say much  because i   would be choking

women's workout wear these days is boring

Answer 8

I would think you were looking for attention and I would be freaked out....no offense tho

Answer 9

Well, you'd probably give them heart failure!

Do you know C.P.R.?  lol

Answer 10

Cool! Better than someone I know that answers the door in drag. He scares the h**l out of the Jehova's Witnesses.

Answer 11

I would tell you to come in and have a "drink"

Answer 12

Do you like top or bottom???

Answer 13

i would get an errection

Answer 14

I wouldn't say much, but there would be a big puddle of drool on the ground.

Answer 15

hot d**n

Answer 16

I'd take you inside for a real workout baby, and you can keep that s**y thing on.