What would you say if I told you a monkey joke?

Question

Now I don't want to make anybody mad just give me your answer and if I get enough ok's I will tell it.

Answer 1

Please do tell us your monkey joke.  We need something like that to brighten this place up.  It's too somber.

Answer 2

>>>What do you call a monkey holding a bomb?

Sir.

Answer 3

I would say:

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey!  Even if it has a monkey kind of shape. If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey! If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape!!!  ~Veggie Tales

Answer 4

Just tell it

Answer 5

Not part R&S.

Go ahead.

Answer 6

Alright go ahead and tell it.  

Answer 7

If you have to ask, it's probably not worth it...

Answer 8

Go for it.

Well, let's hear it.

I don't know.  What do you call them?

Answer 9

I'd say you're nuts.

Answer 10

go for it i love monkeys :)

Edit: A bannana bomb? (i have no clue)

Answer 11

I'd call you Peanut!  

Answer 12

I'd be ok with hearing it.

Answer 13

I'd say, "I got to go over here now, so long!"

Answer 14

Nothing

Answer 15

If it's funny, I'll laugh.

Go for it.

Answer 16

If your joke was not distasteful you would not need our approval.. God invented humor and always enjoys good comedy... God bless

Answer 17

Go ahead.