What would you say or do if someone said to you......?

Question

......."youz a cheese burger away from obese"

What would you say or do if somebody told you that?

LOL

Answer 1

I'd go home and exercise for a month. Then I;d go back to the person and punch em with my super strength muscly arms.

Or I'd say

'Yo sup, you're a punch away from a nosebleed'

Answer 2

I would say "Oh are there any left after you have obviously scoffed them?"

Then kick him in the nuts and run!

Answer 3

I so fat I ate your mama, she waz  pure fish pie.

Answer 4

lol, i would laugh really hard because i am not nowhere near being obese  

Answer 5

I would reply "your 1 more stupid comment away from a broken nose"

Answer 6

I would laugh in their face.

Answer 7

i'd say " are you okay, cuz i don't eat cheese burgers :P"

Answer 8

i eat it all in the last bite i put in my mounth and spit on THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Answer 9

i would LMFAO!!!!!

Answer 10

Too late, I already am obese, what you gonna do about it now?

Answer 11

I wud say you are a toothpick which costs lesser than a burger and if i jump on you, you would go directly to heaven or h**l without passport :D But im thin :D

Answer 12

I'll whopper his ***, get it? .....oh forget it then.

Answer 13

cry

Answer 14

u blind? im as skinny as a stick u tramp

Answer 15

Youz already had too many cheeseburgers youz past obese

Answer 16

Punch them in the face!

Answer 17

Id say..youzz..better learn to talk properly first...

then lets discuss the other problems

Answer 18

I'd ask them for a cheeseburger!

Answer 19

LOOL i'd probably cry =(

Answer 20

Probably ignore them I don't normally converse with idiots

Answer 21

Thanks, I thought I were already there.

Answer 22

I would go get the cheese burger and eat it infront of them:P

Answer 23

laugh then kick em in the shins and run  

Answer 24

I would ignore them. People who say that kind of stuff want to annoy you or bother you, don't let it. If you give them comebacks, they will think it's funny, and say meaner things. If you ignore them, they will realize you don't care what they call you because you have self confidence and know it's not true.

Hope this helps.  

Answer 25

Lol..id say 'looks like you past the obese boundary years ago..im still catchin up' :P

Answer 26

I'd eat the cheese burger to p**s them off :D

Answer 27

i'd laugh because i'm the farthest thing from fat

Answer 28

I've yet to be told "you've put some weight on" despite my greatest of efforts. But if I was told that,in such a rude manner,I'd likely to respond with "I know,people are telling me I'm looking more and more like you by the day!"

Answer 29

I say to them "Did you forget to wash out your eye boogers this morning and can't see right or do you need some glasses, buddy?"

They may or may not then receive a little slap across the face.  Depends on whether I'm feeling spicy at the moment or not.

Answer 30

I'd tell them a thing or two undesirable about their apperance !i

Answer 31

Tell them they needed glasses....I am a 7 stone rake , ha ha !!!!!!