I don't have the inclination, but here's what I'd say:
Dear President Bush:
Thank you for ruining the chance for Texas to ever have another president elected again. Also thank you for that social security plan that you promised and never came into effect the entire 4 years you were in office. By the time I'm ready to retire, I know I won't be banking on anything associated with the government. By the way, thanks for all the free health care I don't qualify for since I'm not from Mexico.
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