What would you say to your mother, but not your first date?

Question

It worked, No more Jock itch!

Answer 1

where do babies come from?????!

Answer 2

I have a doctors appointment tomorrow...

Answer 3

But I don't want to go to bed yet!!!

Answer 4

i have a pimple on my butt would you pop it .

Answer 5

Can i sleep with you i had a nightmare

Answer 6

Tell me about the birds and the bees......the short version, I´m in a hurry.

Answer 7

"i love you"

"wake me up at 8 and make me some pancakes plz"

lol that would b funny i wanna hear some one say that

Answer 8

Remember when I breast fed you.

You need new briefs, you holes all over the ones you have on.

Your as hairy as your father.

We go in the toilet, not in our pants.

If it hurts, don't touch it.

You don't know where that girl has been.

Answer 9

Mama, my period is on...Do you have any pads or tampons?

Answer 10

I hate when I sneeze and I'm on my period! lol