What would you take if you were stuck on a deserted island?

Question

I'm looking for funny answers, not like a phone so you can ring the mainland etc. Please say why as well thanks.

Answer 1

Civilisation.

Answer 2

a Betty Crocker cook book,you never know what you will find to cook on an island

Answer 3

A vibrator.

Answer 4

car door.... so when it gets hot you can roll down the window

Answer 5

My Big-*** family... my family has this habbit of bringing the whole house with them everywhere! LOL  

Answer 6

a map of the desert showing all the oasis & other resources........

Answer 7

a rake. There's no rake on a deserted island. Also an mp3 would run out of batteries but a rake never will.

I can talk to the rake, play with the rake, have dinner with the rake and watch the sunset with the rake. Now isn't that just wonderful?

Answer 8

i would take a genie lamp so i can make three wishes and get off the island

Answer 9

of course my cell + my system with DSL net........................ thats all!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

ear buds to keep the sand off my ears

Answer 11

I think i would take my mum. That way if I run out of my own things I can use hers like I normally do :-) he he

Answer 12

A book of things you should take with you if you are stuck on a deserted island......................d'oh!

Answer 13

To hott women, a ton of alcohol and a life supply of hotpockets