What would you use a time machine for?

Question

Anything! Write funny answers!

Answer 1

I would go back and be at a family reunion in the 80's.  But then I would look my husband up and get to know him then!

Answer 2

I will use it for i can stop myself by doing the bathroom!

Answer 3

I've always wanted to bring Ben Franklin to our time, to show him the wonders that have resulted from his early investigations into electricity, and to get his advice on how to fix our government, which has radically strayed from the vision our founders had.

Answer 4

I'd go back to before my dad died, because now that advances have been made in medicine, I would be able to get him medical help for the ailment that killed him.

Answer 5

4 places:

1. 13.7 billion years ago to confirm the Big Bang. I am tired of people saying it is fake.

2. July 20th, 1969 on the moon to confirm the moon landing was REAL. Well, it was so there's no need for confirmation but then I could shut up the remaining "moon-hoaxers".

3. 100,000 years ago to prove evolution is real.

4. I'd go forward to the year 2013 to prove that the world IS NOT going to end in 2012. Then I could shut up the people asking about it on the astronomy forum.

Answer 6

I would go way back to a time before humans evolved, like to see the dinosaurs.  I'd also like to experience early human cultures.

Answer 7

I will go to the future, when time machines exist and cheap enough, bring one back to use .

Answer 8

A weapon for attacking robbers and thieves. It works by throwing it to them if your strong.

EDIT:

And also I like to use Time Machine to talk with Albert Einstein.