What would you want your last words to be?

Question

Oscar Wilde's was: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do"

Jane Austen said: "Nothing, but death"

Elizabeth I said: "All my possessions for a moment of time."

Louise, Queen of Prussia said: "I am a Queen, but I have not the power to move my arms"

Louisa M. Alcott said: "Is it not meningitis?"

Answer 1

Im never far away..

Answer 2

But it sure did taste good.

Answer 3

"I told you I was sick...."

(Spike Milligan's headstone)

Answer 4

ha ha! i told you all, i was dying!

Answer 5

"Want me to get a pink?"   (a rag for cleaning up after s*x-they're pink)

Answer 6

I would probably say, "Life is short, but I guess mine was shorter than yours."

Then everyone would laugh and I would be dying, and that would be weird.  

Answer 7

" That's all, Folks ! "

Answer 8

don't miss me to much

Answer 9

i don't know

Answer 10

see you in heaven!

Answer 11

Don't forget to laugh!