What wrestler said this?

Question

Merry christmas eve the first woman on earthquake in california vacation last year of 1492 columbus sailboat on water is good and plenty candy in my halloween baggage check by the airports that lost my key of the monkey lock pudding

So who said this

Answer 1

Jeff Hardy says that when he's high

Answer 2

Sounds like Goldust back in August 2003 after Evolution threw him into an electrical junction box backstage.He was kayfabe electrocuted and came back to Raw with a stutter and Tourettes Syndrome.

Answer 3

goldust?