Whats Glasgow like? i know a bit about scotland. Do they really hate the english?

Question

Whats Glasgow like? i know a bit about scotland. Do they really hate the english?

Answer 1

Glasgow is OK, it was once the second city of the British Empire.  No we don't hate the English in Scotland we just hate people asking us if we really hate the English!

Answer 2

Glasgow is very confusing as all the men are called Jimmy. They all wear tartan hats and have long red hair. To make it even more confusing, they all have brown paper bags sticking out of their coat pockets. The staple diet is deep-fried Mars bars and a wonderful elixir called Buckfast Tonic Wine.

Every good Scotsman, worth the salt in his porridge, has a specially trained pet haggis. It is trained to become very aggresive if it hears an English accent, and will attack on command. The Scottish border is patrolled by the larger breed of wild haggis, keeping out the English or Sassenachs, as they are fondly called. The English often approach the border and taunt the Scots by hurling insults about their national football team.

Answer 3

of course we hate the english! they are the ones that steel all of scotlands oil,water and gas then use it to fund wars like the one in arak (excuse any spelling mistakes)