Whats THe Best Joke?

Question

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Answer 1

Why Are Hurricanes Named After Women?

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

Answer 2

One day God calls down to Noah and says, 'Noah , I want

you to make me a new Ark'.Noah replies, 'No probs

God, anything you want after all you're the guv'...

'But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch.

This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I

want 20 decks one on top of the other'.'20

DECKS!', screams Noah. 'Well, OK , whatever you

say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like

last time?''Yep, that's right, well . .. sort

of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with

fish', God answers.'Fish?', queries Noah

'Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I

want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!'Noah

looks to the skies. 'OK God , let me get this right,

you want a New Ark?''Check'.'With 20 decks,

one on top of the other?'.'Check'.'And you

want it full of Carp?'.'Check''Why?'

asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting

to the end of his tether............

(keep going - it's worth waiting for........)

'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a

Multi-Storey Carp Ark'.