Whats a comeback when people call you emo? ?

Question

People at school call me emo cause of my hair, cause it hangs over my eyes sometimes, and im not even emo i dont even have black hair, im a blonde!

Whats a good comeback to: hey emo

or : u cut your wrist

i know i should ignore them but meh. i wat a comeback

plz help.

Answer 1

Well you could always use a come back but don't stoop down to their level. Be the mature one. Act all happy. ( :  

Answer 2

I rarely say " go fuque your mother and maybe she'll have children with intelligence". But I highly discourage animosity.

Answer 3

just turn to them and say with a bored look "what about it, you jealous?" or just simply say f*ck you and walk away

Answer 4

Isn't being an emo cool

Answer 5

I find it helps to be UBER sarcastic:

"Yeah. You wouldn't realize how much money I spend on eyeliner and razors."

"But learning how to cut without bleeding on the carpet is such a useful skill!"

Things of that nature.

Answer 6

say "and how does that affect you life? " lol