Whats a fun/dumb quote?

Question

like "monkeys make up over 80 percent of the worlds monkey population"

Answer 1

“Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon; for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” ...

Answer 2

A great web site with tons of useful quotations

http://www.5000quotations.com

Answer 3

Here are some:

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"

"These American horses know the fences like the back of their hands"

"Did you write the words, or the lyrics?"

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"Most of the living legends I've been researching go back over centuries"

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours"

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."