Whats a funny chuck norris joke?

Question

whats your favorite/most funny chuck norris joke? mine is : chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

Answer 1

Chuck Norris for his birthday goes for s*x at a brothel in Las Vegas!

he says to the woman, i want kinky s*x.the woman shows him to a room and shuts the door behind him. in the room there's only a chair and a table with p**n mags on it. Chuck Norris waits for a few minuets and then thinks, he could w@nk all day at home for free. and so goes back to the woman and tells her hes not happy, he wants good kinky s*x.

so she takes him to another room and shuts the door behind him.

in the room was a chicken walking about. the Chuck Norris waits for a few minuets and thinks o well im here now, and sh@gs the chicken rotten!

With feathers all over the place and barely recognizable he goes back to the woman and tells her hes not happy he wants to see some action or hes not paying. So she takes him to a room and in this room theres loads of men looking through some holes.so he goes and has a look and he sees a big woman getting nailed by a midget. my god he says this is freeky. the man next to him says u should of been here ten minuets ago Chuck Noriss was shagging a chicken! He then gets pissed off and kicks everybodys butt!! POW

Answer 2

"Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, the horse is hung like Chuck Norris."

"it's said Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries."

"When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing up, he's pushing the world down."

Answer 3

chuck norris isnt scared of the dark.....the dark is scared of chuck norris

if you had $5.00 and chuck norris had $2.00, chuck norris would still have more money than you.

Answer 4

Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

  

Answer 5

my favorites are "Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms because there is no protection against Chuck Norris."

"One day Chuck Norris' wife asked him what he wanted for dinner. He then roundhouse kicked her in the face and told her not to question Chuck Norris."

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Answer 6

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he needs.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Answer 7

i think this one is really funny.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.