Whats a funny joke or pick up line you have heard?

Question

Whats a funny joke or pick up line you have heard?

Answer 1

did u get a ticket?? cuz u luk fiinnee

sum fan sed it to nick jonas....pretty old youtubbe video..but i still think its funni

Answer 2

this one's an ice breaker..

guy: excuse me, do u kno how much a polar bear weighs?

girl: er.. no

guy: enough to break this ice! hi, my name's jake.

Answer 3

I have the [furniture disease]

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-my chest fell down in my drawers

Answer 4

this is a hillbilly pick up line

I've been wanting to go out with you since i read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.

hillbilly driving tip

when sending your wife down the road with a gas can it is impolite to ask  her to bring back a beer.