Whats a good come back?

Question

ok so i get teased for being flat chested and usually people say

"I've seen you in a bathing suit why do you were a bra?"

" why r you so flat"

and so on can anyone give me a response to say back and i already have been told to ignore it but that never works and also don't say to just laugh with them or say ok cause then they'll think your a freak! plz help

Answer 1

Why are you so ugly? tell them that

Answer 2

To a girl: why are you checking out my chest?

To a guy: eventually I'll grow b***s. But your mom says your p***s will stay tiny.

Answer 3

Why do you care if they think you're a freak? These don't seem to be the type of people that you should allow to have an impact on your life. Just tell them that's the way you are. The best come back is to simply be happy with yourself and realize that all is perfect at its core.  

Answer 4

You're ugly and rude but I can get a boob job!!

Answer 5

I always find when you're stuck for an answer, the best thing to do is to reply with another question.

Rude Person: "Why are you so flat chested?"

You: "Why do you want to know?"  Or, "Why would you ask a question like that?"

If they're not taken aback and they answer your question, repeat, "why would you ask that question," or, "Why do you think that is any of your business?"

Ask the question like you are not offended, but rather that you think it's strange that they've asked such a ridiculous, irrelevant, or personal question that they have no business asking you.

That is, make them feel stupid for asking it in the first place.

You end up in the power position by turning the tables.

Hope that helps!

Answer 6

Say "Gee, I don't know, why are you so ignorant?" or replace ignorant with any other choice word/insult.