Whats a good joke..?

Question

Whats a good joke..?

Answer 1

something that makes you laugh

p.s hahaha red =]

Answer 2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

I'm amazing

Answer 3

:OOO i no one :D

knock ,knock [whose there] [uhhmmm. nvm i don't no any more good jokes]

[uhmmmm. nvm i don't no any more good jokes who?]

No .. reallly . i don't no any good jokes!?

Answer 4

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A. They chip their teeth.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

A. Fertilized

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A. More headroom

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

A. Frosted Flakes

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A. An airbag.

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

A. They both swallowed a lot of s***n.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?

A. Bobbing for chips.

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?

A. Brain tumor.

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

A. Because they both drip when they're ******!

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

A. "Way to go team!"

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?

A. FULL

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

A. So she could lip read.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A. Pregnant

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A. Not everyone has been in a 747?

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. What do blondes and cow **** have in common?

A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after s*x?

A. She opens the car door.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

A. Play ball!

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

A. Cause it said concentrate.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

A. She sold her car for it...

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A. Their both empty from the neck up

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A. Get'em on their back and their both ******.

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A. A ******** with handlebars

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

A. A golden retriever.

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

A. It has a stamp on it.

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

A. A wine and cheese party!

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?

A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?

A. There is white out on the screen.

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?

A. Open 24 hours a day.

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

A. To feed the toilet duck!

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A. Practice.

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A. To cover the valve stem.

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A. It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

A. They spread for the bread.

Q. What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?

A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "d**n it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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Two blondes walking down the street.  One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.  "This picture looks like someone I know" she says.  The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

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Answer 5

lol man  dont u noe that?A good joke is one which gives a gr8 laughter lik this..haaa ha ha haaa haa haa ha.........!

Answer 6

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not

showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart a$$ student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can just use your other hand to write."

Answer 7

There was this kid who was digging a hole in his backyard and his neighbor asked him what he was doing. "I'm going to bury my pet goldfish" he replied. His neighbor, looking at the size of the hole, said, "that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, why did you make it so big?" The kid replied, "I had to make it big enough for your stupid cat too!"

Answer 8

Black guy walks into a bar with a colorful bird on his shoulder.

the bartender says "hey where did you get that?"

the bird answers him " AFRICA, there's millions of them over there!"

Answer 9

haha.

okayy, what the difference between chopped beef & pea soup? wait for it, wait for it, eveyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!

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Answer 10

A string walks into a bar...

Answer 11

want to hear a dirty joke...i fell in mud!

want to hear a clean joke ...i took a bath with bubbles!

want to hear a funny joke...bubbles is my next door neighbor!!

Answer 12

knoc knoc who's there no1.no1 who?(no1 answering)

Answer 13

president bush

Answer 14

with a little bit of depth but not too much.

with actions to go along.

with no guessing

with the topic of the situation

with creativity

with no similarity

Answer 15

What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common?

The both circle Uranus looking for Cling On's.......lololol

Answer 16

Womens rights

People, I'm KIDDING. PLEASE GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.

Answer 17

The one that's about one's  self!

Answer 18

gas prices