Whats a good tagline for an implantable medical device?

Question

I need something clever and kinda funny.

Answer 1

Big risktaker?

Buy pacemaker!

Answer 2

The way I see it is that if you've got patent rights to this device and there's a good market for it, I wouldn't worry so much about finding a clever & funny tagline for it.  Take the several million the Pharm. company offers you for the product, head down to islands and enjoy a splendid Margarita with a nice lady friend.  Let the marketing folks worry about the name for your product.

In all seriousness it'd depend what the indication for the device is, where it's implanted an so forth.