Whats a great excuse to call out of work?

Question

i work at a Target store and there strict on calling out whats a good excuse to use other than a family death

Answer 1

Do you work seven days a week?If not,wait for your day off.A lie is not an excuse.Your question says a lot about your work ethic.To answer your question,tell your boss that you were up to late on your pc. and don't really care about leaving him short-handed for a day.

Answer 2

diahrea (sp) that is highly contagious! it is embarassing but hey, it happens right?

Answer 3

Stomach flu with vomitting and diarrhea.

Answer 4

Just tell them you woke up your water heater broke and you need to call someone to fix it.  The water has flooded through ur whole kitchen and the carpet in the diningroom area. Trust me it works.

Answer 5

Your dog/cat starting heaving blood and needs to be rushed to the animal hospital.  How will they ever find out?