Whats a nice thing to buy a ........................?

Question

a concubine. I have one that my father has supplied me with while he is busy in this town we are staying in, and I have become somewhat attached to her, she is cute, athletic, smart and funny. She is also very sensual, s**y and very eager to please me everyday , numerous times if I want. she is european and small, or petite I guess, should I buy her some jewels or give her lots of money? or buy her a nice vehicle? whats normal in this situation? do regular people have this stress? or am I asking to much of you commoners? thanks for your replys in advance.

Answer 1

The inference is, of course, that you believe it's OK to own another human being. You are the lowest form of life imaginable. If you want to give her a nice present, consider a manumission package: plane tickets, significant cash settlement, and your sincerest apologies for being such an unmitigated excretory o*****e (and your father, too).

And how did this twaddle end up in the Royalty section?

Answer 2

Jimmy, you kill me boy, you dont have to "buy" her anything, you bought her already.lol, ok I couldnt resist that one, umm why dont you buy her , her college education? didnt you say she was in school? that would be nice, Im sure your a nice guy under all that money you have right?

Answer 3

find out about her family. they might be in need of help. then buy them a house, furniture, car, 1 years worth of groceries, gas for five years for that car and put money in a bank account for her to go on a shopping spree.

Answer 4

Best. Question. Ever.