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Whats a real cocky quote? that people will be surprised when they read it.?

by Guest60054  |  earlier

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  1. I love myself, I think I'm grand,

    I went to the movies and held my hand

    I wrapped my arms around my waist

    I got so fresh I slapped my face.

    Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way.

    Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change. Frank Lloyd Wright

    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."- W.C. Fields


  2. When I grow up I want to be just like ME.

  3. weLL....

    i saw this once on a magnet on my

    bro's fridge and it was arrogant in a funny

    way:  

    "i'm so great i'm jealous of myself"

    alsoOo,

    just about any brazen but thoughtful quote by

    "the greatest" boxer muhammad ali works, hehe:

    -Don't you forget, I am the greatest!

    -I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

    -If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

    -I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and got into bed before the room was dark.

    -It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

    (or)

    -When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble.

    (i've found a prob with really famous quotes is that they're said often enough to become paraphrases! hehe)

    -It's not bragging if you can back it up.

    and, my personal fave:

    I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.

    hahahah....

    hope that's cocky enough for you...

    enjoY!

    <3


  4. "...but none the less you must come round to my view, for otherwise I shall keep on piling fact upon fact on you until your reason breaks down under them and acknowledges me to be right."

    - S. Holmes, 'The Red-headed League'.  

  5. How about...

    "Anything you can do, I can do better.  I can do anything better than you."  

  6. The Simpson's character Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

    From the movie  Clueless

    Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie.  

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