Whats a really good comeback thats also funny.?

Question

comebacks are awesomee here are some examples.

"stop acting like my grandmother, its bad enough u already look like her"

or when someone tells you, you smell, be like "its called soap, but obviously u wouldnt know."

i need moree

Answer 1

Silence is the only successful substitute for brains.

Answer 2

Lol....some of my faves :D

Are you talking?

Did I give you permission to talk?

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a d**n.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

This may be the all time most memorable response to a pick up line. From Erin Brockovich, starring Julia Roberts. Remember this scene?

George: Can I get your number?

Erin Brockovich: My number? Which one do you want?

George: How many numbers you got?

Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin’ outta my ears. For instance: ten.

George: Ten?

Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That’s how many months old my baby girl is.

George: You got a little girl?

Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, s**y, huh? How ’bout this for a number? Six. That’s how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I’ve been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That’s my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I’m guessing zero is the number of times you’re gonna call it!

How many people work in your office?

About half of them

You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.

As bright as Alaska in December.

He's several sausages short of a barbecue. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

He's so dense, light bends around him

She's one t*t short of an udder

He'll be doing joined up writing next

Whose brain will be donated to science and rejected?

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

ok....theyre not that great bt theyre cringingly funny :D

Answer 3

Punch them in the face, that is funny.