Whats hiding under your divan bed?

Question

Whats hiding under your divan bed?

Answer 1

A submarine,  dive dive dive.

Answer 2

my cat

he's in disgrace after scratching my leather boots......naughty cat

Answer 3

A spare double matress for any freinds sleeping over, the cat sometimes, dust and fluff maybe a couple of pens from the wifes crossword and word search fixation at night.  Apart from that the carpet, floorboards and the living room downstairs.

Answer 4

A spider

Answer 5

Box of photos,{ family I might add } steps to the loft, shoes, camcorder,

Answer 6

sick feck!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

You can't hide much under a divan bed, due to it being a divan bed.

Now, an ordinary bed, you could hide lots under.

Answer 8

Dust

Answer 9

A spider.

Answer 10

The bodies of everyone who has criticized me on YA.

Answer 11

I daren't look,there was a spider last time,but sure no kids there! xx

Answer 12

Loads of junk and some books.

Ooooh nearly forgot the dead body and the cow!

Answer 13

An acoustic guitar, abercrombie paper bag and a perfume gift set that stinks awful.

Answer 14

p**n

mainly Escorts, Fiestas and readerswives specials

Answer 15

Nude photo's of your mother & Kleenex. lol.

Answer 16

socks

Answer 17

probably a lot of dust and fluff..hehe

Answer 18

Ahh the eternal question.... It's the boogy man!!! Definitely not Shannon!

Answer 19

i dread to think

Answer 20

not Shannon, she's safe now woohoo. Just dust and fluff.

Answer 21

Shannon Matthews.

Answer 22

I watched a period drama on BBC - i forget its name - it was on sunday nights before Larkrise started.

Anyway this woman used to roll a ball under her bed to check their wernt any men under there before she went to sleep.

She was not daft!!!

Answer 23

£50,two  DVD's,spare blanket,three boxes of make up,jigsaw puzzles and no dust !!

Answer 24

Sick f**ker,i know what you`re referring to.

Answer 25

There are drawers, storing summer gear, under my divan bed, so not even room for a cat let alone a little girl.