Whats is the dumbest or most retorical question/reply someone has asked you?

Question

mine would be

"oh your here"

no **** its a hologram!

Answer 1

Would you like another beer?

Answer 2

The most common rhetorical questions are "What's up?" and "How's it going?"  Nobody really wants an answer when they ask.

Answer 3

"Where did we come from?"

Good question.

"We came from an explosion and everything created itself."

Not-so-good answer.