Whats something funny i can say to my french teacher in french?

Question

make sure you tell me how to pronounce it

Answer 1

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

(voo-lay voo coo-shay ah-vec muah seh swa)

Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

it's funny because he/she would think you just stole it from the song by lady marmalade. lol. good luck & happy laughing! :D

Answer 2

sing this song:

petite poisson (puh teet pwuh soh)

petite poisson

nage, nage, nage (nahj, nahj nahj)

petite poisson

petite poisson

gloop, gloop gloop

Oh Non! (o no)

Il a mange par un... (eel ahh mahn jay par uh...)

un requin (uh re kay)

un requin

nage, nage, nage,

un requin

un requin

gloop, gloop, gloop.

Oh Non!

Il a mange par un...

ok well the song goes on and on. Yes this is a real song that was created for kids learning french as a second language. But I learned it in like high school from my french teacher. What a good laugh.

P.S. email me if you want the whole song

Answer 3

Je suis excite (je sweeze x-sea-tay)..

Literally it means I am excited, but the french don't really have a word for excited, so, to the french, it means you are sexually excited.

Answer 4

Avoir le sexe avec moi.

Answer 5

como te yamas, that'll make the teacher laugh

Answer 6

Pardon my French, But you're an ******.

Answer 7

dairy ere