Whats something funny your kids have said to you lately??

Question

and put how old they are too!

when i asked my son to help me bring in the groceries this past monday he said "but mommy you know i am allergic to the bags!" i couldn't help but laugh because he never said anything like that before. he's 5 btw and he did end up helping me anyway. LOL

Answer 1

my five year old son asked me for a drink.  i told that he is old enough to grab the teeny drink on his own. his response, "i have to do everything around here"

excuse me? he does everything? wow, my back never noticed.  

Answer 2

Our four year old daughter didn't want to eat her carrots last week, and I said "three more bites!" she protested: "No! Only seven!" I said fine - and we counted the bites 1 through 7 and she didn't seem to notice that we had passed three! So funny!

Answer 3

My youngest son who is 2 says "What do you doing?" instead of "what are you doing"....it's so funny! Doesn't matter what you are doing, cooking, cleaning, or watching tv..."What do you doing?"

Answer 4

My 5-year-old said to me, "Eliza (my 8-month-old) is too cute for the world and we should put her back in your tummy."  I told him, "she is too big and won't fit, so she has to stay out."  Then he said, "We'll just need to figure out a way to blow your tummy back up."  Then my 3-year-old piped in and said, "How about a tire pump?"  And the 5-year-old then said, "Good idea!  You solved it!"

Another one:

The 5-year-old asks, "What are allergies?"

I said, "It's when certain things near you make you sneeze."

He says, "Then I must be allergic to Caleb (the 3-year-old) because I'm always sneezing when he's around."

Answer 5

Great question btw!

When my son was beginning to lose his teeth he was told that they are making room for adult teeth ... to which he asked ... "How old will they be?"

Answer 6

last week my 3-year-old daughter told me (while eating pizza) "I like pizza crust, not nose crust!"  

Answer 7

its not something she said and its not really funny but i will tell you anyways lol....i was crying last night because we are having realy hard times finacailly and i am going back to school this monday and i was holding her and she put her head on my shoulder and patted my back to make me feel better, she is only 15 months old

Answer 8

"The tv says it's gonna rain for all of the street" - my godson mixing the week with the street.

Answer 9

My son broke wind and said "eewwww mommy, I flatuated" (sp?). I was shocked he knew that word! He is six!

Answer 10

I caught my 3 year old eating his boogers and told him to stop, and he said, "But Mommy, boogers taste good!"

Answer 11

I have two boys 1 and 3.. They were both in the tub and my son said  "Look mommy!!  babies have weiners"  LMAO

My 3 year old also likes to say about his friend or his one year old brother "They CAN'T like me".. I have no idea why he says that when he gets mad at people..

He also says "I'm mean" instead of "I'm mad"..haha

Answer 12

In desperation to get my nephew to stop sucking his thumb (he was 4 at the time) - my sister-in-law told him he would become fat if he sucked his thumb.  It worked....

About a month later we were in the grocery store checkout together and there was an EXTREMELY pregnant woman in front of us, my nephew looked at her wide eyed and said really loudly "Mommy I know what she's been doing!"

We wanted to crawl in a hole and die of embarrassment.

Answer 13

My daughter (5 yrs) and I were talking about what she wants to be when she grows up.

I said "hey what about being a doctor!"

and she said "naaah, too much responsibility"

....I see. lol!