Whats something really funny I can say for a punch line? ?

Question

You know when you do something that totally shames or otherwise is just better than another person, whats a funny thing you can say after completing this task?

I know theres * Shake and Bake* but that's like for 2 people, I need a one person thing. Thanks :0)

10 Points funniest best punch line.

Answer 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Punchline:

To die. In the rain.

Yaaaaaa 10 stars! :)

Answer 2

"Who's my ******!" "You are, you are, oh yes your are" In that annoying baby voice.

Answer 3

What??  That makes no sense........who the h**l says Shake and Bake?

Answer 4

That's the way to do it, as in Punch & Judy...!