Whats sumthing funny to say when you see:?

Question

two siblings fighting?

two friends fighting?

UNEXCEPTABLE ANSWER=

'you look like a married couple'

i want sumthing more 'out there' and creative.

thanks!

Answer 1

if the fighting is verbal you could say:

1/bickering is a sign of the deepest love and affection

2/are you sure you guys aren't married, coz you sound like it

3/make love, not war

4/and still they love eachother

the third one...i was play fighting with my mate, and a teacher who was walking with us at the time said "make love, not war you two!" and of course i took it the wrong way because im a girl and my mate is a guy. the truley disturbing comment was when my mate said a few minutes later: "imagine if someone took him seriously and actually did." XD

Answer 2

"DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?!? "

Answer 3

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

    Agreed to have a battle;

For Tweedledum said Tweedledee

    Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Just then flew down a monstrous crow,

    As black as a tar-barrel;

Which frightened both the heroes so,

    They quite forgot their quarrel.

"Tweedledee and Tweedledum are at it again"

Answer 4

if you mean physically fighting, you could say:

Hey, dudes, the Olympic boxing events ended last week.