Whats the 3 most annoying ..unlikly things that happen to you..?

Question

for me its ....

3.when you bite your tonge and somone is watching..and they think your deranged or somthing.

2.when im ordering Mcdonalds and a fat person walks in .y.ou look at her a few too many times(whyyyyyy)

last but not least...and this one is abit dirty..litrally

1.you know when your sitting in the toilet and you take a c**p but it drops down and splashes on your butt.

i know im not the only one with those problems..whats yours ..come on give it to me,.

Answer 1

1. when i wear socks and they get wet...

2. when my farts burn lol

3. sometimes when i sit down i can actually feel my "natural lube" come out...ugh! thank god for panti liners lmao!

Answer 2

aha

1. when you yawn walking down the street but forget/can't be bothered to cover your mouth (or if you think no one is around) and then a car drives past with the passengers gawping at your tonsils and double chin. s**y.

2. you talk to yourself (or sing/dance) in a room when you think no one is around, but someone always happens to walk in during that Tom Jones impression.

3. you baby talk to your pet dog/cat and forget you have company.

Answer 3

When I'm talking and a burp "falls" out of my mouth

Boob sweat

When my daughter takes a c**p in her diaper and assualts a room full of strangers.

Answer 4

when Im in class my shorts create an image that looks like a have a *****.

when im taking a dump and cleaning after myself, i accidentally touch the fecal matter with a portion of my hand.

when I go 60 on a 20, and a cop pulls me over.

Answer 5

lmaoo

that was hilarious.

=]

made my day.

Answer 6

I hate it when a home solicitation calls comes in and you have to get so rude because they will not take "No Thank You" for an answer and then I end up being rude to them.

It frustrates me when you see people standing around gossiping.

It really bothers me when I am feeling down or a little depressed and people try and push me to do something I do not feel like doing.

The worst one this year was my mother was angry with me because I did not call her early enough on Mothers Day. I think I called around five in the afternoon and instead of her being happy that I had called,  she was frustrated because she though I did not call her early enough.. Not to mention, I gave her a nice card and a $100.00 and it was late getting to her.  That was one of those week ends when nothing went right. It upset me because I did not know there was a certain time I was suppose to call and I could not help that her card did not get there in time. She had just moved and it went to the old address first.  Needless to say, she is hard to please.