Whats the FUNNIEST thing you child(ren) have ever done or said??

Question

come on now, kids are hilarious and they do some really crazy and funny things!! I know mine do all the time!

Answer 1

We were watching "Alexander" and a war scene was on when she came into the room. She looked at the TV and said, "No pushin and no hitting. Thats not nice!"

She's two and a half.

Answer 2

my 3 yr old was watching a anime months ago, he heard a character say the word "NuNu".

Now, He repeats almost anything and everything anyone says but he'll jokingly fill in some of the words in each sentance with "NuNu"...

It sound's like a nasty word.  He doesn't know this.

We can't help but laugh. lol :)

Answer 3

Well actually this was my nephews new step son. When he introduced him to me my nephew said he is three years old well his respond was mama is three to. We were at a local walmart and this brought plenty of laughter. Your right they do say lots of funny things. But they are all so lovable.

Answer 4

my little cousins were down at the dock hanging out with the adults, drinking juice ans having snacks in the docked boats.  well, one of them decided to try out the horns on the two boats.  he honked the one on our family's boat, and said "wow!  thats good!"  then he went to honk the horn in his grandparents boat.  he said that horn was good too, but "grandpa's is hornier!"  

of course he meant that the other boat had a better horn, but it certainly sounded like he was commenting on his grandfathers sexuality...

Answer 5

I'm 4 ft 9in tall my nephew asked me why i didn't grow up like all the other big people then when we said i was having another baby he said am i going to be an aunt or a uncle? how funny is that lol

Answer 6

A couple of days ago, my husband and I were whispering to each other, exchanging gossip at a party.  My twelve year old daughter asked me why we were standing so close together whispering.  I jokingly responded that it was because her father and I were 'thick as thieves".  Her response?  Well, maybe one of you is, but not the other, because one of you lost a lot of weight.  Witch!

Answer 7

I know when I was young my sister and I were playing barber shop with our cousin Danny. We gave him a haircut and it was horrible! We were only about 7.

Then we fed him liquid detergent.

It was the day before he was going to be the ring bearer for a wedding. His mum had to take him to a proper hairdresser to try and fix his hair but he kept crying saying that he wanted us to cut his hair hehhe

Answer 8

My daughter at 5 decided she was going to be a vegetarian (veginarian as she called it) she was going through a stage asking which meat was made from what animal, well she had bacon in front of her and she made it about 30 seconds and said but it is so good maybe tomorrow and eat it..

Answer 9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkYz2B-J...

this is funny but there not my kids

Answer 10

i dont have kids but my little cousin who is 7 we were watching a wrestling show and one guy had a bandage on his leg and my little cousin said he injured his leg fat!

Answer 11

You know, as soon as you ask my brain goes blank and i know they have done some hilarious stuff.

Answer 12

i don't have any children

Answer 13

So I don't have any kids yet, but I work at a daycare, so I get to hear funny cute things all the time. The other day I was wearing some cut off jean shorts and this little 3 year old came up to me and asked me if my pants broke! I thought its was adorable!

Answer 14

my friends daughter punched her dad holding a juice in her hand and he was like what the heck? and she said it was a fruit punch. you kind of had to be there but it was hilarious.

Answer 15

My 4 year old daughter said to me, "When I get big and you get little.....". It was hysterical.

Answer 16

My cute and adorable little girl(2) was at the checkout with my super shy husband.  The woman who was at the register was "bursting" out of her shirt.  My little girls eyes got wide and she said "You boobies came out"  My husband was mortified and tried to quiet the baby, but she was shocked that this woman was not covered and kept saying "her boobies out daddy"  My husband refused to take her to the store for months.

Answer 17

Don't worry mommy, I'll be good as new...

Answer 18

i don't have any kids, but the funniest thing my nephew ever did was call me grandma, he's 3 years old and whenever he saw me he'll say hi grandma.  my sisters would just burst out laughing everytime.  Then he start calling his grandma by my name.  We then realize he was kidding with us.  Now he calls me by my name, but its annoying b/c he repeats it over and over again.  I actually prefer being called grandma lol jk