Whats the best Quote or Quip you have heard?

Question

Whats the best Quote or Quip you have heard?

Answer 1

"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." --George Bernard Shaw

Answer 2

"The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise."

Peter O'Toole

Answer 3

"Lets roll".

When faced with probable death, they decided to rush the controls.

Answer 4

Winston Churchill

On a uperclass lady who said " you are drunk sir"

His reply  "I may be drunk but in the morning I will be sober but you will always be ugly"

Answer 5

Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Answer 6

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

Answer 7

george best on his earnings

i spent it on women, booze and fast cars and the rest i just wasted!

Answer 8

if in doubt do with out

treat others as you would like to be treated

you have only failed if you stop trying

get busy living or get busy dying

Answer 9

It's a tie:

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried.

~ G. K. Chesterton

To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving the peace. ~ George Washington

Answer 10

My favourite was from Jimmy Connors, who said "the more I practice, the luckier I get".

Answer 11

well this is maybe not the best but very funny

its by jeremy clarkson one of my heros

here he is talking about the kia rio

"You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse.

"Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

Answer 12

The early bird catches the worm.

Answer 13

Nostalgia's not what it used to be

Answer 14

Life's a **** and somebody has got to do it .

Answer 15

Hi!

Don't know about this being my best, but it's one I tell my kids from time to time:

  "Never look down on someone, unless you're helping them up".

What about you?

Answer 16

Martin Luther King Jr. said - he looked toward the day when  blacks are judged; not on the colour of their skin but on the content of their character!! He was so right to wish for this! Unfortunately all the lefties among us still judge them on the colour of their skin and refuse to acknowledge the content of their characters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!