Whats the best Quote you have ever heard??

Question

Whats the best Quote you have ever heard??

Answer 1

just because your tied to the fence doesn't mean you cant bark at the traffic.

Answer 2

I have 2 that have really gotten to me :)

" I'd rather be hated for someone i am then liked for being someone i'm not"

"When the power of love conquers the love of power then the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix.

Answer 3

Failing to plan is planning to fail

Answer 4

When i was a child, if I did something dangerous such as climbing a tree, my dad used to say " If you fall & break both your legs, Don't come running to me ! ". Looking back at it now, it's quite amusing. *lol*

" What's up Doc ? " ~  Bugs Bunny.

" One man's rubbish is another man's treasure " ~ Unknown.

" Never fight with an ugly person ~ They have nothing to lose ! " ~ Unknown

Good luck. X :-)

Answer 5

"Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage".

Answer 6

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(The jesus loves you one)

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Answer 7

Never underestimate stupid people in large groups...lol

Answer 8

"It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality." ~Arnold Bennett

Answer 9

to err is human, to forgive is divine

Answer 10

I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Voltaire

Answer 11

You can make anything foolproof, but you can't make anything idiot-proof.

Answer 12

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

- Dr Seuss

I think it's really inspirational and true =]

Answer 13

" Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?"

Edgar Alllen Poe

Answer 14

"Going nowhere's the only clear shot, of being somewhere the fates think you're not."-John Frusciante (you can only avoid fate by not doing anything)

"Do not regret growing old, for it is a priveledge denied to many."-Unknown

"The only remedy for love is more love itself."-Unknown

Answer 15

"Just because someone throw you the ball doesn't mean you have to catch it"

Referring to people trying to pass on problems to you, particularly are work!

Answer 16

"Isn't it a shame; all the best football coaches are too busy driving taxis" Terry Venables

Answer 17

" i didnt jump to conclusions, i took a tiny little step and there conclusions were"

"a man is commanding, a woman is demanding, a man is decisive a woman is a pain an the ar se "

Answer 18

"A true man never dies, even when he's killed!"

That one stuck out for me because it both makes me laugh at the literal image but also has a meaning behind it.

Answer 19

A friends wife said to me"if you were my husband i'd poison your dinner".i said "if you were my wife i'd eat it".

Answer 20

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support :)

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Answer 21

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "- Louis Hector Berlioz  

Answer 22

Some say better late than never, I say nothing happens before it's time.

Answer 23

The woman who is known only through

a man is known wrong -

Men are like fires - if you don't attend

to them, they go out -

Answer 24

The colour of a man's skin does not necessarily reflect the colour of his soul.

Answer 25

Laughter is the best remedy

Answer 26

If you're going through h**l, keep on going."

-Winston Churchill

Answer 27

Never judge anyone without looking at yourself first.

Answer 28

Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock

Bessie - "Winston, you are drunk!!"

Churchill - "And madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, ill be sober, and you will still be ugly"

Answer 29

I would rather be happy than right

Douglas Adams

Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy

Answer 30

"Turn your gun into a camera and shoot somebody!"

Answer 31

Hope you're not offended but this one always makes me laugh:

"In a perfect world, there'd be a vibrator that can slap your a*s, pull your hair, bite you and call you nasty names"